This was a show about Nicole's thrifting adventures, but she's slowly turning it into a show about her (small! tiny!) criminal past. We're slowly easing our way into true crime territory, folks! Stick around!
Nicole struggles valiantly to liberate an item from an estate sale and then immediately tucks it away in a drawer but she swears it's...
Nicole is once more committing thrift-crimes and blaming them on the exploited working class. Alden discusses his addiction to unwrapping packs of trading cards....
In our first-ever episode, Nicole goes blue right out of the gate and tells us all about a classic thriftstore find: the bunny orgy...